February 3, 2008

16-0* (18-1, Perfection stays in 1972.)

Wow, what a finish to an otherwise boring game. Here's a run-down on the notes I took during the game:

  • Tom Brady looked like he's been thrown into the East River with the way his feet fail to move. The Pats O-line were his own Don Corleone.

  • -10 yds for the 2nd quarter until 1:25 remained in the quarter. W/ 22sec Brady finds arms and legs. --- fumble.

  • Eli Manning very good, Giants o-line chokes in the clutch, that's why they go into the 2nd 1/2 down 7-3.

  • Tom Brady gets tagged.

  • Giants break away in 4th quarter.

  • Pats miracle with under 4:00 to go.

  • JEEZ. 17-14, 35 sec to go.

  • 11 straight road wins?

  • 16-0 (18-1)? 16-0*?


  • Almost gets it Moss.

  • 4th and 20...

  • Game over.

And now the notes for the commercials:

  • FedEx "Pigeon Express": Heh.

  • Pepsi Max "Night at the Roxbury": Chris Kattan... wow. Blast from the past.

  • Bud Light "Fire Breathing No Longer Available": Hahahahahaha.

  • Toyota Corolla "Ferocious Badgers": Meh.

  • Garmin "Napoleon": See above.

  • Career Builder "Follow Your Heart": Lame and unnecessarily gross.

  • LifeWater "Thriller": Dancing lizards... heh.

  • Carlos Mencia sucks.

  • Planters Cashews "Go With Your Instinct": Kinky in that "Ohmigod I'm going to vomit" sort of way.

  • Justin Timberlake misses his balls.

  • Charles Barkley has no life.

  • Geico Commercial "WTF was up with that sitcom?": Chuckle. Nothing more.

  • HALFTIME: Tom Petty sounds good. Pop standards, but good.

  • Cars.com "Witchdoctor": Hardest laugh of the night from Holly, I think.

  • That website that helps with sales and leads: Racist twice.

  • Coke "Underdog v. Stewie": Awwww... Charlie Brown finally wins!

  • E*Trade "Baby": Two commercials, both insanely hilarious.

  • Bud Light "Jackie Moon": Seriously, does Will Ferell only do one character now?

  • Amp "Fat Guy": Foul x10.

That's about it.

I hate the Giants. I hate Bill Belichick.


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